Achievements
Achievements are awards granted by the dungeon AI to crawlers for specific actions. Each includes a name, flavor text, and reward.
Floor 5 Achievements
The Quarry Sees Another Spring
Earner: Carl
Chapter: 1
You managed to enter a stairwell while listed in the current top 10. You're a survivor. A scrapper. And just as the buck's antlers grow another point as they mature, you too, have grown as both a crawler and as a prize.
Reward: You have received a Gold Venison Box! Don't get too excited. It's just money. In addition, all bounties against you now and in the future will have a (x2) modifier attached. Hey, at least the prize for surviving the floor goes up, too.
Wild Goose Chase
Earner: Carl
Chapter: 16
Oh, I'm sorry. Did you think this was an important potion? Magic doesn't work, dumbass. It's lemonade!
Reward: It really is delicious. Too bad you're about to splatter against the roof of the catacombs.
Note: Awarded when Carl attempted to drink Bonnie's "lemonade" during the Denise boss fight, believing it might be a potion. It was just lemonade. Magic doesn't work in Denise's boss area.
Rock Bottom
Earner: Carl
Chapter: 28
You dived more than 1,000 meters below the surface, and you survived! You weren't even wearing one of those deep-diving suits! The next thing you know, they're gonna start calling you an honorary mudskipper!
Reward: You've received a Gold I'm Wet Box!
Fight the Power ×7
Earner: Carl
Chapter: 28
I'm not repeating this shit over and over, but you got seven of these bad boys all at the same time. You and I have been named co-defendants in an action brought to the Syndicate Court by a third party, and we have been deemed—drum roll please—victorious! Why did they sue us? If you don't already know why, you probably will never know. This is a rare event, but when it happens, crawlers usually lose these fights since they can't afford a lawyer, being slaves and all. Plus I'll throw you under the bus quicker than you can say 'Arch Support.' But that doesn't matter because today, victory is ours! Chalk one up for the little guy! This is one of the rare achievements that may be awarded more than once.
Reward: You've received a Silver Summary Judgement box! (×7)
Note: Seven separate lawsuits by Faction Wars factions were defeated simultaneously. Each Silver Summary Judgement box contained one gold piece, one stock certificate, and one photograph of a plaintiff's mother.
Janet Jackson's Nipple
Earner: Carl
Chapter: 28
You have been featured during a live special event. Sure you got your loyal followers and viewers, but this is on a whole new level. This is like getting to play the halftime show during the Super Bowl. We brought you to the stage, now dance for us, monkey. Dance!
Reward: You have received a Platinum Fan Box! Note: Voting is now enabled on this box's prize. Box will become available in 30 hours.
Soft Vore
Earner: Carl
Chapter: 28
(Delivered in the AI's "creepy voice")
You got eaten by a monster much bigger than yourself, and you managed to get out without even getting chewed a little bit. Uh-oh. I think Daddy kinda liked that. I think it moved. We're gonna have to do some experimenting with this one.
Reward: You've received a Platinum Spicy Box.
Note: Carl received the Enchanted Anarchist's Battle Rattle and Earth Upgrade Patch from this box.
Flex in the City
Earner: Carl
Chapter: 28
You killed a city boss with the participation of five or less crawlers. That is some serious badassery right there. Color me impressed. Now go do it again with a Province Boss.
Reward: You already got a boss box. Go open that instead.
Note: Carl received Drakea's Enchanted Kerchief of Disorder from the boss box.
Floor 4 Achievements
Locomotive Breath
Earner: Carl
Chapter: ~85 (Book 3)
Awarded for spectacular use or defeat of the named trains of the Iron Tangle.
Reward: Explosive-related bonus or crafting material (exact text not recorded).
Three Cheers for Slaughter!
Earner: Carl
Chapter: Book 3
Awarded for a triple kill in rapid succession.
Reward: Bonus experience and a loot box.
Earlier Floor Achievements
See the Book 3 and earlier wiki versions for complete achievement records from Floors 1–4.