Achievements
Dungeon achievements are awarded by the dungeon AI for specific crawler actions. Each comes with a name, flavor text in the AI's distinctive voice, and a reward.
Floor 6 Achievements (Book 5)​
Premature Questjaculation​
Earner: Carl
Chapter: 28
You beat a quest before I could even give it to you! Anticipating what's going to happen is one thing, but this is just ridiculous. It's like arriving in your pants before your date can even untie their shoelaces.
Pathetic.
Reward: You get nothing! And you would've received a good quest box, too!
Context: Carl defeated Claude Sludgington IV (the eryops borough boss occupying Fort Freedom's throne room) before the dungeon could formally assign the quest to remove him. The achievement was triggered by Samantha's unexpected teleport summoning the boss to the surface mid-fight.
Floor 5 Achievements (Book 4)​
The Quarry Sees Another Spring​
Earner: Carl
Chapter: 1
You managed to enter a stairwell while listed in the current top 10...
Reward: A Gold Venison Box + all future bounties against Carl now have a (×2) modifier.
Wild Goose Chase​
Earner: Carl | Chapter: 16
Oh, I'm sorry. Did you think this was an important potion? Magic doesn't work, dumbass. It's lemonade!
Reward: It really is delicious. Too bad you're about to splatter against the roof of the catacombs.
Rock Bottom​
Earner: Carl | Chapter: 28
You dived more than 1,000 meters below the surface, and you survived!
Reward: Gold I'm Wet Box.
Fight the Power ×7​
Earner: Carl | Chapter: 28
I'm not repeating this shit over and over, but you got seven of these bad boys all at the same time...
Reward: Seven Silver Summary Judgement boxes.
Janet Jackson's Nipple​
Earner: Carl | Chapter: 28
You have been featured during a live special event.
Reward: Platinum Fan Box.
Soft Vore​
Earner: Carl | Chapter: 28
You got eaten by a monster much bigger than yourself, and you managed to get out without even getting chewed a little bit.
Reward: Platinum Spicy Box → Enchanted Anarchist's Battle Rattle + Earth Upgrade Patch.
Flex in the City​
Earner: Carl | Chapter: 28
You killed a city boss with the participation of five or less crawlers.
Reward: Boss box → Drakea's Enchanted Kerchief of Disorder.
Earlier Floors​
See the Book 4 and earlier wiki versions for Floor 1–4 achievement records.