Version: Book 7

Achievements

Dungeon achievements are awarded by the dungeon AI for specific crawler actions. Each comes with a name, flavor text in the AI's distinctive voice, and a reward.

Floor 9 Achievements (Book 7)

Gavrilo Princip

Earner: Carl (kill credited to Mongo) Chapter: 27

You have killed the last living heir of a small but powerful trading dynasty. The Syndicate probate courts were already preparing for battle.

Reward: Legendary 1914 box.

Context: Empress D'nadia (Prism faction warlord) was killed by Mongo in chapter 27. The AI noted other bigger kills still available: the Dream's faction leader, Viceroy Houston, and a "Jello-looking thing" investment banker.

Floor 8 Achievements (Book 6)

Cascadia's Turquoise Taco

Earner: Most crawlers
Chapter: 40

In a Faction Wars card game, both squad leaders may choose to draw a card on their turn. Or not. In this case, neither combatant drew a card for the entirety of the match... I don't even know what to say about this. Our head DCW engineer Mudskipper Cascadia spent three years designing the card game mechanics, and you people managed to break the entire system in the very first real match... You have humiliated him in front of his supervisors, his peers, and his entire species. He is never going to hear the end of this. His nickname will be Turquoise Taco forever.

Reward: Gold Prepotente Box — includes the Filthy Little Crawler's Book of Voodoo and other items. Given to most crawlers who triggered the no-draw standoff.

Smeat!

Earner: Carl
Chapter: 60

You killed a crawler ranked in the top 10 of the leaderboard.

Reward: Achievement box (contents vary).

Context: Carl killed Quan Ch in Chapter 60 using totems Golden Uzi Jesus and Asojano. Quan was in the top 10 with a 100,000 gold bounty.

Fashion of the Gods!

Earner: Carl
Chapter: (Floor 8)

A deity has rated your outfit.

Reward: Achievement box.

Context: Triggered by the divine item Scavenger's Daughter equipped on Carl's jacket, which draws the attention of nearby deities.

Floor 6 Achievements (Book 5)

Premature Questjaculation

Earner: Carl
Chapter: 28

You beat a quest before I could even give it to you! Anticipating what's going to happen is one thing, but this is just ridiculous. It's like arriving in your pants before your date can even untie their shoelaces.

Pathetic.

Reward: You get nothing! And you would've received a good quest box, too!

Context: Carl defeated Claude Sludgington IV (the eryops borough boss occupying Fort Freedom's throne room) before the dungeon could formally assign the quest to remove him. The achievement was triggered by Samantha's unexpected teleport summoning the boss to the surface mid-fight.

Floor 5 Achievements (Book 4)

The Quarry Sees Another Spring

Earner: Carl
Chapter: 1

You managed to enter a stairwell while listed in the current top 10...

Reward: A Gold Venison Box + all future bounties against Carl now have a (×2) modifier.

Wild Goose Chase

Earner: Carl | Chapter: 16

Oh, I'm sorry. Did you think this was an important potion? Magic doesn't work, dumbass. It's lemonade!

Reward: It really is delicious. Too bad you're about to splatter against the roof of the catacombs.