Enchanted BigBoi Boxers
Overview​
Carl's enchanted undergarment. Provides defensive stat bonuses.
Owner​
First Appearance​
Book 1
System Description​
Enchanted BigBoi Boxers.
Have you ever read an Incredible Hulk comic and thought to yourself, everything rips off of his body except his pants? No way. Well, spoiler alert. You're not wrong. Size-altering and were-creatures, such as the BigBoi are required to wear enchanted, self-sizing items lest they wish to turn the dungeon into a nudist colony when they transform. That means everything they wear requires an enchantment. Everything, including their naughty little undies.
+2 to Constitution
Wearer may cast a level 15 Protective Shell once every 30 hours.
After upgrade (Book 2):
This item has been Upgraded once.
+5 to Dexterity
+5 to Intelligence
+5 to Constitution (total)
+The Freeballing Benefit
Freeballing: Usually reserved for monk classes and those too soused to reliably dress themselves, recipients of this benefit receive an additional 100% damage bonus to all attacks that originate below the waist. In addition, all skills that originate from below the waist train 20% faster. But as the name implies, this benefit allows only a single layer of armor or clothing to cover your crotch area.
Appearances​
- Book 1 (throughout)
- Book 3, Chapters 1–34
- Book 4 (throughout)