Boss Battle: The Ball of Swine
Overview​
The Ball of Swine was the Floor 1 Borough Boss — a rolling mass of at least 30 Tuskling knights and their partners, fused into an unstoppable flesh sphere by ancient battle magic.
Floor​
Boss​
The Ball of Swine — Level 15 Borough Boss. Also called the "Porkchop Express." A sphere of Tuskling aristocracy locked in a state of orgiastic battle magic, rolling at high speed and crushing everything in its path.
Participants​
Carl, Princess Donut, Brandon, Chris, Yolanda, and Imani, Agatha (uninvited)
Carl's group: Royal Court of Princess Donut
Brandon's group: Meadow Lark
Agatha: Crawler Agatha (joined without invitation)
Strategy​
Carl designed a portable modular fortress called "The Speedbump" — a low, angled structure built from looted goblin workshop tables, weight equipment, and bolted-together metal pieces. The group assembled it in under 40 seconds inside the moving boss arena. The fortress was designed to survive the Ball of Swine rolling over it.
Arena​
A spiral maze with walls that could sink into and rise from the ground, funneling the Ball of Swine along concentric paths toward the center.
Outcome​
The Ball of Swine was defeated. All participants survived.
Citations​
Book 1, Chapter 26