Goblin Copper Chopper
Overview​
The Goblin Copper Chopper is a human-sized steam-powered motorcycle looted from goblin engineers on Floor 1. It became Carl and Princess Donut's primary mode of transport on Floor 2 — and ultimately the instrument of the Rage Elemental's defeat.
Owner​
First Appearance​
Book 1, Chapter 15
System Description​
Take a junkyard bicycle, add an unreliable steam engine, remove all the bolts holding it together, replace them with chewing gum, and you get the idea. The preferred assault transport of Goblin Bomb Bards, what this contraption lacks in reliability and safety it makes up for in absolutely nothing.
Description​
- Copper patina frame; alligator skull for a seat with an Andy Warhol wig
- Sidecar with an orc skull seat and bones for a backrest
- Steam-powered; runs on coal (permacube fuel — never runs out until the owner dies)
- Top speed: approximately 25 mph before the engine overheats
- Relief valves manage heat and pressure
Associated Skill​
Operating the chopper developed Carl's Locomotion (Chopper Piloting) skill. At level 5, the throttle enables rapid acceleration to top speed.
Floor 2 Modifications​
The sidecar was removed on Floor 2 to fit through narrower doorways. In its place, a trailer was added to mount the MOAB bomb-launcher.
Fate​
During the Rage Elemental encounter, the chopper was sacrificed. Carl and Donut leaped free as it plunged down the Floor 3 stairwell, exploding on impact below.
Appearances​
Book 1: Chapters 15, 16, 20, 21, 35, 40
Citations​
Book 1, Chapters 15, 16, 21, 40