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The MOAB (Bomb Launcher)

Overview​

The MOAB is a bomb-launching device engineered by Carl and Brandon on Floor 2 to defeat the Level 93 Rage Elemental. The name stands for "Massive Ordnance Air Blast," though Brandon also called it "Bomb Chicken."

Creator​

Carl and Brandon

First Appearance​

Book 1, Chapter 40

Design​

A curved, ski-jump-style ramp built from spare chopper wheel wells, with half-pipe channels to keep bombs steady and shock-absorbing wheelchair coasters at the end to keep the ramp close to the ground. Mounted on a trailer pulled behind the chopper.

Princess Donut operated the launcher seated behind it, facing backward — pulling bombs from inventory, setting them on the ramp, and letting gravity and momentum carry them away.

Bomb Types Used​

TypeNotes
StandardGeneral explosive
Boom JarSecondary explosion
ShredderFragmentation
"Oh Shit"Last resort; most powerful

Tactical Use​

The group discovered that opening the safe room door temporarily ejected the Rage Elemental. Using this 90–120 second window, Carl rode the chopper at full speed down the corridor while Donut carpet-bombed the hallway behind them. Imani's magical chain was also deployed as a bola to slow the elemental.

Fate​

Destroyed when the Goblin Chopper was sacrificed into the Floor 3 stairwell.

Appearances​

Book 1: Chapter 40

Citations​

Book 1, Chapter 40